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From: Karo6 (Original Message) Sent: 8/22/2002 8:51 PM
Catching Up...
I have some important, if not shocking information to pass on: the period of the day is not firmly set nor well established in this world. In far northern latitudes the day, in summer, begins at 4 AM of the clock and stretches on into a lingering twilight that is not finally extinguished until very nearly midnight. (Note to the Canadian authorities: FIX YOUR CLOCKS!) A creature of the night by choice and by habit, I found myself somewhat disadvantaged "up there" although my rock-skills and finger-tip callous pads have both improved (measurably!) from the extra time available for climbing. If Popo gets me some pictures soon, I'll seek a scanner and attempt some postings here...
DaleAnn: Concerning Popo himself: that sly dog has lately learned to run up cliffs, and now excels at all the major crack-climbing techniques: "lie-backing," "paw-jams," and "doggie stems." But alas, after his bold start here at TR (concerning the Spanish translations of Tolkien) he has bogged down along the road just before Bree, somewhere in volume one, LOTR. I hope to have him up and going soon, but he has just sold his house and packed his books away -- temporarily.
Meanwhile I am researching ever more deeply the aspects of paganism/ Paganism found in JRRT's works and hope (soonishly) to dump about ten more pages on this site for just this narrow topic. In addition, a side road in my current study program has led me to half a dozen works on "Beowulf," and when that topic gets going here I should be well prepared (beware Zauber!).
Right now I am re-orienting myself to my home
environment and running through the latest on the TR boards -- lots to digest and respond to, LOL! One area of concern, for me, has arisen from the posting of the pictures taken at the Brandywine festivities. Although I am sure no one else has yet noticed this subtle, chameleonic quirk of the camera, I am now much more confused about the lineaments of DaleAnn's physiognomy than when her "face" was left solely to the whims of my own imagination. I strongly favour a Maiar origin for DA, as she seems so supple, if not merely careless, with her "outward appearances." Just as I was about to proclaim her irredeemability (Nazgul-DA), she sheds that horrid skin and changes her face to show the world a more satisfyingly floral visage. But does this make her an anomaly, or just another Tolkinesque enigma? Is this highly mutable DaleAnn a mere "plasticity" of modern allegory, or a disturbing example of the alienation effects that stem from too close a study of the themes of visual applicability?
Iarwain and Rivers: Great works you have accomplished with the Bombadil Study! I'll add some half-penny comments soon (not really a threat!).
And wow, the place is growing by leaps and bounds, my thanks to all responsible for making this such a grand site: the Managers (Algamesh, Glorfindle, Stormrider, DaleAnn (suitably masked), Iarwain, Rivers, AnnieLT, Soliel) and all the posting members! I am looking forward to another creative (or at least highly argumentative) period here with you all. (And that IS a threat! LOL!) ¡
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From: fallohide Sent: 8/22/2002 10:21 PM
Hullo, and well met! Welcome back!
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From: IarwainBen-adar1 Sent: 8/23/2002 4:20 AM
Welcome back to home Karo,
You seem to have the nature and timing of Gandalf with your posting of that pronounciation link. I was having a bit of a nerve twanging debate with myself, and two new friends regarding the dipthong ie and vowel combination ië.
So you and Popo are both climbers, very cool. I climb at a wall, but the size of my feet (12) tend to make real climbing very difficult. I love to rappel though!
I hope you got rest and relaxation a plenty, and I look forward to any and all disertations regarding the ongoing studies or writings.
Seems Dragons always "lite" up a conversation.
Namárië,
Iarwain
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From: DaleAnn Sent: 8/23/2002 4:53 AM
Well, well, well, welcome home, Karo6! Just when I put my Webster's Dictionary back on the bookshelf, you return! How's that for timing! And leave it to you to take a whole paragraph ---
Right now I am re-orienting myself to my home
environment and running through the latest on the TR boards -- lots to digest and respond to, LOL! One area of concern, for me, has arisen from the posting of the pictures taken at the Brandywine festivities. Although I am sure no one else has yet noticed this subtle, chameleonic quirk of the camera, I am now much more confused about the lineaments of DaleAnn's physiognomy than when her "face" was left solely to the whims of my own imagination. I strongly favour a Maiar origin for DA, as she seems so supple, if not merely careless, with her "outward appearances." Just as I was about to proclaim her irredeemability (Nazgul-DA), she sheds that horrid skin and changes her face to show the world a more satisfyingly floral visage. But does this make her an anomaly, or just another Tolkinesque enigma? Is this highly mutable DaleAnn a mere "plasticity" of modern allegory, or a disturbing example of the alienation effects that stem from too close a study of the themes of visual applicability?
--- to say "I was beginning to think DaleAnn was Thuringwethil (evil skinchanger, maybe Maia, from the First Age) come back from the 'dead'. Then she puts flowers in front of her face, now I don't know what to think!
Do help Popo unpack or at least read LotR to him as he does the work!
Glad to have you home! -----DA
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From: Zauber Sent: 8/23/2002 7:23 AM
Greetings traveller, and welcome back. You have been missed! And I don't take your additions to the Beowulf study as a threat -- your comments (extensive as they may be) are always welcome and delightful. So post away my dragon friend!
But I do have to ask, why do you bother to climb up rock walls when you can so easily fly?
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From: Olórië Sent: 8/23/2002 12:38 PM
Glad you're back, Karo. Also very glad to hear you'll finally be posting the long-promised continuation of your analysis of p/Paganism in Tolkien, thus relieving me of the obligation to whine publicly about its absence. Welcome home, and hurry up!
Olórië
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/24/2002 5:51 AM
Hello Fallohide! It is good to be back, and I see you have been busy creating more discussion topics that leave my mind whirling as I leap for the references books... hmmm, is there a "native" Entish language (the Primal-Raw-Vegetable-Dialect???) akin to "the night speech of rock and plant" that Bombadil mentions? Besides, are we even sure wether Ents are vegetables or animals? Like your lightning storm report! WOW!
Iarwain: Glad the pronunciation site turned out to have some usefulness! Oh yes, umlauted letters versus dipthongs... "Eeeeeeeck!" Let's get Popo and go climbing, a much simpler syntax to learn! Er, size 12s! Wow, I can see where anchoring such "battleships" to the stone would be truly difficult! I have "cruiser" 9s and still complain that half the foot holds are too small to use... Ah, Popo is also very enthusiastic about rappelling, his reward for doing the climb in the first place! At Murrin Wall, near Squamish BC, the Pup saw some "young blonde chick" (with more muscles and peroxide than good sense!) doing face down, assault-style rappel-running -- now he wants "to do 'em like that!" I will, no doubt, soon be picking up the Popo pieces...
As to the unfinished dissertations, three of 'em coming up, and if I get really ambitious I'll let the gang here correct my mistakes and fill in my logic-gaps, and then re-write them as joint-effort statements.
DaleAnn: OK, OK, by now I should know that I am unable to slip anything past you at all, you are far more intelligent than I, equipped with a better memory, and your data-detail recall apparatus is superb; and if the sorriest of my truths be known, even your "Nazgul mode" is better looking than my usual morning face... Hmmm, I have been working out lately, "boxing" with Popo to see who would get the last candy bar, so maybe I am ready for a re-match out by the merry-go-round? (Looks at his stringy muscles -- Naahhh...)
Great idea, DA! I'll read JRRT aloud while Popo does all the packing! Oh, yes, got a call from Popo, his "Tellus" service (BEATS ME?) is down right now, but he sez he'll be online soon to correct all my mis-statements -- wonder what he means???
Zauber! Great to chat with you again! LOL -- the Beowulf Study sounds exciting and it will be my great pleasure to read your works on that subject, though you have a discomforting way of cutting straight to the heart of all the issues that leaves my dissertation format lumbering along under the handicap of its own sheer bulk... and speaking of pertinent and penetrating questions, yeah, why would a winged dragon need to climb the walls? This requires more cogitation, quite frankly, I do not know! This may even provoke a more philosophical answer, couched in draconic poetics, though I do hate to stir dem ole bones again...
Hello, Olorie´! Been quite some time since I got to pester you in person! What have you been up to lately? The boards here are getting very complex, deeply layered in fact, and I am starting to miss entire topics that are posted and then buried before I can get to them. Gasp, about time to work up an indexing sub-routine. I've read up on the Tom Bombadil lines and seen your posts there, but do you have any recent gems up the last month or two? I'll swap dissertations with you... er mine are coming, er, really, you know, like soon... LOL. And thanks for posting "The Fox" midi, I had the tunes all mixed up and was trying to sing the "Troll Song" to "Camp Town Races" -- less effective though more comedic.
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From: Popo Sent: 8/24/2002 2:39 PM
Hello all!
Oh, I promised myself that I would not pipe up until I had read at least two JRRT books in their entirety, and retained the contents - but as Karo6 so casually lets know, I am bogged down at present with the task of emptying a large house of its paraphernalia in a grand exercize of self-eviction in pursuit of better things...Besides, I have a little bone to pick!
What prompts me to react, first of all, is your kind gesture, DA. Thank you for enquiring after me, how kind! I'm fine but have been ultra occupied with, besides the moving preparations, the caring and feeding of a guest! It is then with a sinking heart that the momentary gratification felt by Karo's praise of my "climbing" abilities, became dampened by that word "sly"...Sigh, I'll have you know that my own pitifully few advances up rocky faces were done following the instructions of someone deficient in what exactly constitutes a "right" or "left" foot, and that if I succeeded in up-propelling myself, despite these extremely stressful conditions, it was solely due to my own canine sense of self-preservation, AND that the bulk of the "climbing experience" really consisted of tethering (otherwise known as "belaying") Karo to my brave self, in the consciencious effort of ensuring his own preservation. I could not take it for granted, after all, that his lateral directional confusion would not extend to "up" or "down". So, it is with blistered hands made very strong by the constant firm gripping of a life-saving rope at the end of which dangled an ingrate, that I bid you all hello, and plead for patience regarding the speed of my Tolkien reading, sigh...
DA, I adore your hat collection and particularly love the full head covering by a Happy Face! All the photos are wonderful, in fact, and I will certainly emulate you whenever my essentially happy outlook combines with a truly bad hair day!
Popo, host with the most, despite rumors!
From a land where the sun does sometime set, but - evidently - not often enough for some people! Oh and, we're working on the clocks thing - but ironing out the glitches with the seconds hand is a priority at the moment...
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From: megn1 Sent: 8/24/2002 8:26 PM
Karo says:
"...and speaking of pertinent and penetrating questions, yeah, why would a winged dragon need to climb the walls? This requires more cogitation, quite frankly, I do not know!"
I know the answer.
Just take a look...
(the image posted here was lost)
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/24/2002 11:20 PM
Megn1:
Of course, you know, this means war.
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From: sparrow Sent: 8/24/2002 11:20 PM
Karo6 & Popo, I don't believe we've met - Welcome back! I 'm glad you enjoyed the photos!
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From: megn1 Sent: 8/25/2002 12:18 AM
The Smokey Green dragon lazily opened one eye. Something was prodding him uncomfortably. He rolled over. CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.* The crystal cake platter which had been resting on his bloated belly fell to the ground and shattered. The events of the prior evening began to take form in his groggy memory.
Let's see... He had been warmly welcomed** to Sigevna's party - now there was a woman who understood dragons, and knew how to make one feel welcome! He had eagerly accepted the offer of cake, and was on the second mouthful when he said "Um, 'ow a'ou i ens?"*** Sigevna was liberally sprayed with cake crumbs.
"Pardon me?" Sigevna asked, her bright hostess smile looking a little forced.
SGD remembered the lesson about chewing before swallowing, and did so.
"How about my friends?" he repeated.
Sigevna looked over his shoulder. Three smallish orcs stood there. They stank. One gave her a cheerful wave. A second gave her a leer which made her skin crawl. The third was picking his teeth.
"Oh... er..." said Sigevna.
"Charmed, I'm sure." said one of the orcs. The three pushed passed her, helped themselves to cake, smiled to the other guests, and begin picking pockets, and stowing away odd valuables on their persons. The second orc was heard whispering to the first - at least he thought he was whispering, orc whispers are audible at 20 paces - "This 'rehabilitation' wheeze is the best gig we've worked yet. We didn't even have to fight to get in. And look at all this good loot."
A few moments later the orcs and SGD found themselves outside again, SGD still clinging firmly to his cake platter.
"What just happened?" asked the third orc. "You didn't tell us nothing about no rangers being at that party."
"Yeah, and who was the guy in the yellow boots?" asked another.
Our friendly dragon sighed. Being focused on his cake, he had not noticed the activities of the orcs. Being slightly hard of hearing, he had missed the stage whisper. "I just don't understand why we're so misunderstood. People are too prejudiced, too close-minded. Never mind, guys. I believe in you."
At this point, SGD was all for calling it a night. But the orcs were in a party mood, and insisted on returning to Megn's place. When they arrived, they found the gate was considerably strengthend.
"Nevermind, guys," the dragon said. "We can climb this wall. We can be inside in no time!"****
Nimbly he scaled the wall. His orc buddies tried to follow. But their size 14 feet just couldn't seem to manage it. Frustrated, they stood at the bottom of the wall and yowled***** at their disappearing friend. But he was humming a little ditty (sounding like "Camp Town Races) to himself, and didn't hear.
Once in the courtyard, without his odiferous friends, he was allowed a second helping of cake, so long as he smoked outside.
Exhausted, he propped himself against a tree, placed the cake platter on his belly, and began to munch.
Which brings him up to the present. He must have fallen asleep. He must still be at Megn's place. Which mean that the figure standing above him must be...
He squinted up at the tall, grim faced person before him.
"Party's over, Karo," said the figure. SGD realized that the thing which had been prodding him awake was uncomfortably sharp because it was the tip of a sword.
Muttering "sorry about your platter," he jumped up. A bound across the courtyard brought him to the wall. A few grunts and smoky gasps brought him quickly to the top, and over. He was gone.
*Extra credit to all Bombadil students who noticed the use of onomatopoeia.
**Look, alliteration!
***Some equally astounding poetic device, I'm sure.
****The answer to the eternal question "Why did the dragon climb the wall?" - Because the gate was closed.
*****Onomatopoeia, again!
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From: Glorfindle Sent: 8/25/2002 12:29 AM
ROTFLMGDAO Meg!!!! Wonderful. You know, you really should try your skills on the role play board, perhaps a little story with just you and little smokie. I am sure the fencing between you and Karo would have us all laughing, and in awe.
Glor
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From: DaleAnn Sent: 8/25/2002 7:16 AM
Megn1, I was standing on the other side of your wall unseen (because of my Columbo disguise, I'm sure) and watching to see how long Karo6 would be welcomed at your house. I was beginning to nod off when I heard a terrific "Ouch!" Before I could blink, there was Lil Smokey on top of the wall. His wings beat furiously but he landed with a painful THUD, right on that rugosa rose you planted a few years ago. Last I saw him, he was waddling away painfully with Orcs in tow.
Popo, good to hear that you weren't left dangling somewhere while that ungrateful guest of yours tried to figure out his left from right. Is he left handed by chance? The lefties I know (me, among them) are notorious for being directionally challenged. And glad you enjoyed the disguises. They were meant to bring "happy faces" to all. Take a day off from packing and read! ---DA
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/25/2002 7:33 AM
It was a fading day, one of those last bright days that come toward the dying end of the
summer -- a quiet time for a final romp in the tall green of the grasses. Happy shouts, and playful songs rang against the steep shores of the river. Plumes of water rose to kiss the sky when swimmers dove into the streams from their high perches among the giant limbs of the bankside oaks. Those more inclined toward the practices of poetry sat in shaded bowers and worked their lips in the earnest search for words that rhyme; and lovers idled in yet deeper reveries, lost in the stilling pools of one another's eyes. A few grey-beards only muttered at the too bright sun, and cracked their arthritic jointed fingers, and worried, as they always did, that the busy harvest days were just around the calendar's next corner.
Then some small Imp came running, running harder and faster than mere summer's play would warrant, and a high, thin shrieking ever preceded that blur-legged creature, and suddenly -- panic filled the air. War.
War creates its own weathers, builds its own storm winds up, and broadcasts it's terrible presence with the speed of a burning bolt of twisted lightning. Death, destruction, the unburied, rotting corpses, the pillared smokes of burning crofts and villages put to the sword, all these grim images come neatly packed into that fearsome, single syllable -- War. The wind now carried the wailings of the widows and the frantic screams of the orphans, and brave farmers rose to clench their working hands into fists of vengeful hatred.
Roll Drums! Roll!
Come shake the spear and lift the sword
let iron's harsh voice be woken!
The summer's life is shattered now
and the hopes of peace are broken!
Roll Drums! Roll!
Beat out the muster call!
Battalions must be raised and doubled
for many soon will fall.
Gather here the boldest of your youth,
as each War teaches just this truth,
that the price of War is always paid
when the youngest blood has stained the blade.
Roll Drums! Roll!
Long horn calls came like brazen throated thunders that smote the hillsides round and broke into a thousand shouting echoes. From the byres, and from the holts, from the smithies and the shops the lock-step brattle of marching feet marked the muster of the Horde. Chain mail shook in clamouring peals, and fierce-plumed helms tossed like ships full-rigged upon a troubled ocean.
Of course when several good Orc Mothers had finally slapped some sense into the messenger Imp, and the full import of his yammer could be made public, cooler Goblin heads prevailed and it was agreed that only an expeditionary force should be mounted in a punitive advance upon the House of Megn. For though the details were still lacking, and the report was more confusing than informative, at least this much the Imp made clear:
"That awful Megn has poked our Dragon!"
A succinct and sufficient causus belli, as all good Goblins would agree! So volunteers were soon enlisted under the banner of the "Redeemed and Rehabilitated Orkish Forces" and this dimished host, a symbolic tally of nine (including the Imp), were despatched with all due ceremony to fight the Third Megn - Goblin War..
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From: Soleil Sent: 8/25/2002 10:30 AM
Welcome back, Karo! I see those long hours of concentrated Vit D have left you refreshed...renewed...rejeuvenated...envigourated...ready to 'reek' havoc.....and keep us in stitches!
In far northern latitudes the day, in summer, begins at 4 AM of the clock and stretches on into a lingering twilight that is not finally extinguished until very nearly midnight. (Note to the Canadian authorities: FIX YOUR CLOCKS!)
...north of the 53rd, those all too few and most welcome days of extended sunlight are just reward for equally long periods of moonlight (which would delight a creeper...er...creature of the night)!
I'm sure glad you chose the right one for climbing.....or is it a case of four legs being better than two and the canine led the smoker! ...ouch! blindsided by the Imp....
Soleil
From: Karo6 (Original Message) Sent: 8/22/2002 8:51 PM
Catching Up...
I have some important, if not shocking information to pass on: the period of the day is not firmly set nor well established in this world. In far northern latitudes the day, in summer, begins at 4 AM of the clock and stretches on into a lingering twilight that is not finally extinguished until very nearly midnight. (Note to the Canadian authorities: FIX YOUR CLOCKS!) A creature of the night by choice and by habit, I found myself somewhat disadvantaged "up there" although my rock-skills and finger-tip callous pads have both improved (measurably!) from the extra time available for climbing. If Popo gets me some pictures soon, I'll seek a scanner and attempt some postings here...
DaleAnn: Concerning Popo himself: that sly dog has lately learned to run up cliffs, and now excels at all the major crack-climbing techniques: "lie-backing," "paw-jams," and "doggie stems." But alas, after his bold start here at TR (concerning the Spanish translations of Tolkien) he has bogged down along the road just before Bree, somewhere in volume one, LOTR. I hope to have him up and going soon, but he has just sold his house and packed his books away -- temporarily.
Meanwhile I am researching ever more deeply the aspects of paganism/ Paganism found in JRRT's works and hope (soonishly) to dump about ten more pages on this site for just this narrow topic. In addition, a side road in my current study program has led me to half a dozen works on "Beowulf," and when that topic gets going here I should be well prepared (beware Zauber!).
Right now I am re-orienting myself to my home
environment and running through the latest on the TR boards -- lots to digest and respond to, LOL! One area of concern, for me, has arisen from the posting of the pictures taken at the Brandywine festivities. Although I am sure no one else has yet noticed this subtle, chameleonic quirk of the camera, I am now much more confused about the lineaments of DaleAnn's physiognomy than when her "face" was left solely to the whims of my own imagination. I strongly favour a Maiar origin for DA, as she seems so supple, if not merely careless, with her "outward appearances." Just as I was about to proclaim her irredeemability (Nazgul-DA), she sheds that horrid skin and changes her face to show the world a more satisfyingly floral visage. But does this make her an anomaly, or just another Tolkinesque enigma? Is this highly mutable DaleAnn a mere "plasticity" of modern allegory, or a disturbing example of the alienation effects that stem from too close a study of the themes of visual applicability?
Iarwain and Rivers: Great works you have accomplished with the Bombadil Study! I'll add some half-penny comments soon (not really a threat!).
And wow, the place is growing by leaps and bounds, my thanks to all responsible for making this such a grand site: the Managers (Algamesh, Glorfindle, Stormrider, DaleAnn (suitably masked), Iarwain, Rivers, AnnieLT, Soliel) and all the posting members! I am looking forward to another creative (or at least highly argumentative) period here with you all. (And that IS a threat! LOL!) ¡
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From: fallohide Sent: 8/22/2002 10:21 PM
Hullo, and well met! Welcome back!
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From: IarwainBen-adar1 Sent: 8/23/2002 4:20 AM
Welcome back to home Karo,
You seem to have the nature and timing of Gandalf with your posting of that pronounciation link. I was having a bit of a nerve twanging debate with myself, and two new friends regarding the dipthong ie and vowel combination ië.
So you and Popo are both climbers, very cool. I climb at a wall, but the size of my feet (12) tend to make real climbing very difficult. I love to rappel though!
I hope you got rest and relaxation a plenty, and I look forward to any and all disertations regarding the ongoing studies or writings.
Seems Dragons always "lite" up a conversation.
Namárië,
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From: DaleAnn Sent: 8/23/2002 4:53 AM
Well, well, well, welcome home, Karo6! Just when I put my Webster's Dictionary back on the bookshelf, you return! How's that for timing! And leave it to you to take a whole paragraph ---
Right now I am re-orienting myself to my home
environment and running through the latest on the TR boards -- lots to digest and respond to, LOL! One area of concern, for me, has arisen from the posting of the pictures taken at the Brandywine festivities. Although I am sure no one else has yet noticed this subtle, chameleonic quirk of the camera, I am now much more confused about the lineaments of DaleAnn's physiognomy than when her "face" was left solely to the whims of my own imagination. I strongly favour a Maiar origin for DA, as she seems so supple, if not merely careless, with her "outward appearances." Just as I was about to proclaim her irredeemability (Nazgul-DA), she sheds that horrid skin and changes her face to show the world a more satisfyingly floral visage. But does this make her an anomaly, or just another Tolkinesque enigma? Is this highly mutable DaleAnn a mere "plasticity" of modern allegory, or a disturbing example of the alienation effects that stem from too close a study of the themes of visual applicability?
--- to say "I was beginning to think DaleAnn was Thuringwethil (evil skinchanger, maybe Maia, from the First Age) come back from the 'dead'. Then she puts flowers in front of her face, now I don't know what to think!
Do help Popo unpack or at least read LotR to him as he does the work!
Glad to have you home! -----DA
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From: Zauber Sent: 8/23/2002 7:23 AM
Greetings traveller, and welcome back. You have been missed! And I don't take your additions to the Beowulf study as a threat -- your comments (extensive as they may be) are always welcome and delightful. So post away my dragon friend!
But I do have to ask, why do you bother to climb up rock walls when you can so easily fly?
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From: Olórië Sent: 8/23/2002 12:38 PM
Glad you're back, Karo. Also very glad to hear you'll finally be posting the long-promised continuation of your analysis of p/Paganism in Tolkien, thus relieving me of the obligation to whine publicly about its absence. Welcome home, and hurry up!
Olórië
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/24/2002 5:51 AM
Hello Fallohide! It is good to be back, and I see you have been busy creating more discussion topics that leave my mind whirling as I leap for the references books... hmmm, is there a "native" Entish language (the Primal-Raw-Vegetable-Dialect???) akin to "the night speech of rock and plant" that Bombadil mentions? Besides, are we even sure wether Ents are vegetables or animals? Like your lightning storm report! WOW!
Iarwain: Glad the pronunciation site turned out to have some usefulness! Oh yes, umlauted letters versus dipthongs... "Eeeeeeeck!" Let's get Popo and go climbing, a much simpler syntax to learn! Er, size 12s! Wow, I can see where anchoring such "battleships" to the stone would be truly difficult! I have "cruiser" 9s and still complain that half the foot holds are too small to use... Ah, Popo is also very enthusiastic about rappelling, his reward for doing the climb in the first place! At Murrin Wall, near Squamish BC, the Pup saw some "young blonde chick" (with more muscles and peroxide than good sense!) doing face down, assault-style rappel-running -- now he wants "to do 'em like that!" I will, no doubt, soon be picking up the Popo pieces...
As to the unfinished dissertations, three of 'em coming up, and if I get really ambitious I'll let the gang here correct my mistakes and fill in my logic-gaps, and then re-write them as joint-effort statements.
DaleAnn: OK, OK, by now I should know that I am unable to slip anything past you at all, you are far more intelligent than I, equipped with a better memory, and your data-detail recall apparatus is superb; and if the sorriest of my truths be known, even your "Nazgul mode" is better looking than my usual morning face... Hmmm, I have been working out lately, "boxing" with Popo to see who would get the last candy bar, so maybe I am ready for a re-match out by the merry-go-round? (Looks at his stringy muscles -- Naahhh...)
Great idea, DA! I'll read JRRT aloud while Popo does all the packing! Oh, yes, got a call from Popo, his "Tellus" service (BEATS ME?) is down right now, but he sez he'll be online soon to correct all my mis-statements -- wonder what he means???
Zauber! Great to chat with you again! LOL -- the Beowulf Study sounds exciting and it will be my great pleasure to read your works on that subject, though you have a discomforting way of cutting straight to the heart of all the issues that leaves my dissertation format lumbering along under the handicap of its own sheer bulk... and speaking of pertinent and penetrating questions, yeah, why would a winged dragon need to climb the walls? This requires more cogitation, quite frankly, I do not know! This may even provoke a more philosophical answer, couched in draconic poetics, though I do hate to stir dem ole bones again...
Hello, Olorie´! Been quite some time since I got to pester you in person! What have you been up to lately? The boards here are getting very complex, deeply layered in fact, and I am starting to miss entire topics that are posted and then buried before I can get to them. Gasp, about time to work up an indexing sub-routine. I've read up on the Tom Bombadil lines and seen your posts there, but do you have any recent gems up the last month or two? I'll swap dissertations with you... er mine are coming, er, really, you know, like soon... LOL. And thanks for posting "The Fox" midi, I had the tunes all mixed up and was trying to sing the "Troll Song" to "Camp Town Races" -- less effective though more comedic.
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From: Popo Sent: 8/24/2002 2:39 PM
Hello all!
Oh, I promised myself that I would not pipe up until I had read at least two JRRT books in their entirety, and retained the contents - but as Karo6 so casually lets know, I am bogged down at present with the task of emptying a large house of its paraphernalia in a grand exercize of self-eviction in pursuit of better things...Besides, I have a little bone to pick!
What prompts me to react, first of all, is your kind gesture, DA. Thank you for enquiring after me, how kind! I'm fine but have been ultra occupied with, besides the moving preparations, the caring and feeding of a guest! It is then with a sinking heart that the momentary gratification felt by Karo's praise of my "climbing" abilities, became dampened by that word "sly"...Sigh, I'll have you know that my own pitifully few advances up rocky faces were done following the instructions of someone deficient in what exactly constitutes a "right" or "left" foot, and that if I succeeded in up-propelling myself, despite these extremely stressful conditions, it was solely due to my own canine sense of self-preservation, AND that the bulk of the "climbing experience" really consisted of tethering (otherwise known as "belaying") Karo to my brave self, in the consciencious effort of ensuring his own preservation. I could not take it for granted, after all, that his lateral directional confusion would not extend to "up" or "down". So, it is with blistered hands made very strong by the constant firm gripping of a life-saving rope at the end of which dangled an ingrate, that I bid you all hello, and plead for patience regarding the speed of my Tolkien reading, sigh...
DA, I adore your hat collection and particularly love the full head covering by a Happy Face! All the photos are wonderful, in fact, and I will certainly emulate you whenever my essentially happy outlook combines with a truly bad hair day!
Popo, host with the most, despite rumors!
From a land where the sun does sometime set, but - evidently - not often enough for some people! Oh and, we're working on the clocks thing - but ironing out the glitches with the seconds hand is a priority at the moment...
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From: megn1 Sent: 8/24/2002 8:26 PM
Karo says:
"...and speaking of pertinent and penetrating questions, yeah, why would a winged dragon need to climb the walls? This requires more cogitation, quite frankly, I do not know!"
I know the answer.
Just take a look...
(the image posted here was lost)
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/24/2002 11:20 PM
Megn1:
Of course, you know, this means war.
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From: sparrow Sent: 8/24/2002 11:20 PM
Karo6 & Popo, I don't believe we've met - Welcome back! I 'm glad you enjoyed the photos!
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From: megn1 Sent: 8/25/2002 12:18 AM
The Smokey Green dragon lazily opened one eye. Something was prodding him uncomfortably. He rolled over. CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.* The crystal cake platter which had been resting on his bloated belly fell to the ground and shattered. The events of the prior evening began to take form in his groggy memory.
Let's see... He had been warmly welcomed** to Sigevna's party - now there was a woman who understood dragons, and knew how to make one feel welcome! He had eagerly accepted the offer of cake, and was on the second mouthful when he said "Um, 'ow a'ou i ens?"*** Sigevna was liberally sprayed with cake crumbs.
"Pardon me?" Sigevna asked, her bright hostess smile looking a little forced.
SGD remembered the lesson about chewing before swallowing, and did so.
"How about my friends?" he repeated.
Sigevna looked over his shoulder. Three smallish orcs stood there. They stank. One gave her a cheerful wave. A second gave her a leer which made her skin crawl. The third was picking his teeth.
"Oh... er..." said Sigevna.
"Charmed, I'm sure." said one of the orcs. The three pushed passed her, helped themselves to cake, smiled to the other guests, and begin picking pockets, and stowing away odd valuables on their persons. The second orc was heard whispering to the first - at least he thought he was whispering, orc whispers are audible at 20 paces - "This 'rehabilitation' wheeze is the best gig we've worked yet. We didn't even have to fight to get in. And look at all this good loot."
A few moments later the orcs and SGD found themselves outside again, SGD still clinging firmly to his cake platter.
"What just happened?" asked the third orc. "You didn't tell us nothing about no rangers being at that party."
"Yeah, and who was the guy in the yellow boots?" asked another.
Our friendly dragon sighed. Being focused on his cake, he had not noticed the activities of the orcs. Being slightly hard of hearing, he had missed the stage whisper. "I just don't understand why we're so misunderstood. People are too prejudiced, too close-minded. Never mind, guys. I believe in you."
At this point, SGD was all for calling it a night. But the orcs were in a party mood, and insisted on returning to Megn's place. When they arrived, they found the gate was considerably strengthend.
"Nevermind, guys," the dragon said. "We can climb this wall. We can be inside in no time!"****
Nimbly he scaled the wall. His orc buddies tried to follow. But their size 14 feet just couldn't seem to manage it. Frustrated, they stood at the bottom of the wall and yowled***** at their disappearing friend. But he was humming a little ditty (sounding like "Camp Town Races) to himself, and didn't hear.
Once in the courtyard, without his odiferous friends, he was allowed a second helping of cake, so long as he smoked outside.
Exhausted, he propped himself against a tree, placed the cake platter on his belly, and began to munch.
Which brings him up to the present. He must have fallen asleep. He must still be at Megn's place. Which mean that the figure standing above him must be...
He squinted up at the tall, grim faced person before him.
"Party's over, Karo," said the figure. SGD realized that the thing which had been prodding him awake was uncomfortably sharp because it was the tip of a sword.
Muttering "sorry about your platter," he jumped up. A bound across the courtyard brought him to the wall. A few grunts and smoky gasps brought him quickly to the top, and over. He was gone.
*Extra credit to all Bombadil students who noticed the use of onomatopoeia.
**Look, alliteration!
***Some equally astounding poetic device, I'm sure.
****The answer to the eternal question "Why did the dragon climb the wall?" - Because the gate was closed.
*****Onomatopoeia, again!
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From: Glorfindle Sent: 8/25/2002 12:29 AM
ROTFLMGDAO Meg!!!! Wonderful. You know, you really should try your skills on the role play board, perhaps a little story with just you and little smokie. I am sure the fencing between you and Karo would have us all laughing, and in awe.
Glor
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From: DaleAnn Sent: 8/25/2002 7:16 AM
Megn1, I was standing on the other side of your wall unseen (because of my Columbo disguise, I'm sure) and watching to see how long Karo6 would be welcomed at your house. I was beginning to nod off when I heard a terrific "Ouch!" Before I could blink, there was Lil Smokey on top of the wall. His wings beat furiously but he landed with a painful THUD, right on that rugosa rose you planted a few years ago. Last I saw him, he was waddling away painfully with Orcs in tow.
Popo, good to hear that you weren't left dangling somewhere while that ungrateful guest of yours tried to figure out his left from right. Is he left handed by chance? The lefties I know (me, among them) are notorious for being directionally challenged. And glad you enjoyed the disguises. They were meant to bring "happy faces" to all. Take a day off from packing and read! ---DA
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From: Karo6 Sent: 8/25/2002 7:33 AM
It was a fading day, one of those last bright days that come toward the dying end of the
summer -- a quiet time for a final romp in the tall green of the grasses. Happy shouts, and playful songs rang against the steep shores of the river. Plumes of water rose to kiss the sky when swimmers dove into the streams from their high perches among the giant limbs of the bankside oaks. Those more inclined toward the practices of poetry sat in shaded bowers and worked their lips in the earnest search for words that rhyme; and lovers idled in yet deeper reveries, lost in the stilling pools of one another's eyes. A few grey-beards only muttered at the too bright sun, and cracked their arthritic jointed fingers, and worried, as they always did, that the busy harvest days were just around the calendar's next corner.
Then some small Imp came running, running harder and faster than mere summer's play would warrant, and a high, thin shrieking ever preceded that blur-legged creature, and suddenly -- panic filled the air. War.
War creates its own weathers, builds its own storm winds up, and broadcasts it's terrible presence with the speed of a burning bolt of twisted lightning. Death, destruction, the unburied, rotting corpses, the pillared smokes of burning crofts and villages put to the sword, all these grim images come neatly packed into that fearsome, single syllable -- War. The wind now carried the wailings of the widows and the frantic screams of the orphans, and brave farmers rose to clench their working hands into fists of vengeful hatred.
Roll Drums! Roll!
Come shake the spear and lift the sword
let iron's harsh voice be woken!
The summer's life is shattered now
and the hopes of peace are broken!
Roll Drums! Roll!
Beat out the muster call!
Battalions must be raised and doubled
for many soon will fall.
Gather here the boldest of your youth,
as each War teaches just this truth,
that the price of War is always paid
when the youngest blood has stained the blade.
Roll Drums! Roll!
Long horn calls came like brazen throated thunders that smote the hillsides round and broke into a thousand shouting echoes. From the byres, and from the holts, from the smithies and the shops the lock-step brattle of marching feet marked the muster of the Horde. Chain mail shook in clamouring peals, and fierce-plumed helms tossed like ships full-rigged upon a troubled ocean.
Of course when several good Orc Mothers had finally slapped some sense into the messenger Imp, and the full import of his yammer could be made public, cooler Goblin heads prevailed and it was agreed that only an expeditionary force should be mounted in a punitive advance upon the House of Megn. For though the details were still lacking, and the report was more confusing than informative, at least this much the Imp made clear:
"That awful Megn has poked our Dragon!"
A succinct and sufficient causus belli, as all good Goblins would agree! So volunteers were soon enlisted under the banner of the "Redeemed and Rehabilitated Orkish Forces" and this dimished host, a symbolic tally of nine (including the Imp), were despatched with all due ceremony to fight the Third Megn - Goblin War..
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From: Soleil Sent: 8/25/2002 10:30 AM
Welcome back, Karo! I see those long hours of concentrated Vit D have left you refreshed...renewed...rejeuvenated...envigourated...ready to 'reek' havoc.....and keep us in stitches!
In far northern latitudes the day, in summer, begins at 4 AM of the clock and stretches on into a lingering twilight that is not finally extinguished until very nearly midnight. (Note to the Canadian authorities: FIX YOUR CLOCKS!)
...north of the 53rd, those all too few and most welcome days of extended sunlight are just reward for equally long periods of moonlight (which would delight a creeper...er...creature of the night)!
I'm sure glad you chose the right one for climbing.....or is it a case of four legs being better than two and the canine led the smoker! ...ouch! blindsided by the Imp....
Soleil