Post by Stormrider on Apr 10, 2020 14:03:31 GMT -6
A captured Warg was fed watermelon. Like magic, he turned into a good Warg. He loves watermelon! Orcs, Gremlins, and Wargs are invited to the King's and Queen's Banquet and they are all fed watermelon and are taught how to be good. The ladies saved Middle Earth!
Twizzle inserts herself in the middle of play and says, "It's my time to play! I wanna play ball! Let's go!" Luckily Middle Earth was saved first.
Last Edit: Apr 10, 2020 14:05:55 GMT -6 by Stormrider
"You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him!"
Aha! Well, Karo6 told us all Orcs were redeemable -- just needed fresh input from a younger mind to discover the redemptive features of watermelon -- problem solved! If only Radaghast had spent more time in his garden, and less messing about with squirrels and pesky foxes, he could have come up with this melon solution sometime early in the Third Age, of course it would take a truly gargantuan melon to take care of grumpy Sauron...