Silmarillion in 1000 Words

Hilary Dúnadan Somewhere in Eriador Posts: 263	Silmarillion in 1000 Words Jun 3, 2004 13:19:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hilary on Jun 3, 2004 13:19:06 GMT -6 One of the members at RTME, Maglor the Singer, posted the link below: www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/328358.html This is an hilarious condensed version of Professor T.'s most complex work. ;D
	"They were taller and darker than the Men of Bree and were believed to have strange powers of sight and hearing, and to understand the languages of beasts and birds...but they were now few and rarely seen."

Desi Baggins Ilúvatar Bagshot Row #3 Posts: 1,209	Silmarillion in 1000 Words Jun 3, 2004 15:14:24 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Desi Baggins on Jun 3, 2004 15:14:24 GMT -6 Oh that's funny! Maybe we should haev opened up the Sil board with that one, LOL!
	- 'It's an ill wind as blows nobody no good, as I always say. And All's well as ends Better!'

MajahTR Ilúvatar Posts: 648	Silmarillion in 1000 Words Jun 5, 2004 9:44:24 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MajahTR on Jun 5, 2004 9:44:24 GMT -6 AT LONG LAST!!! i have read the WHOLE Sil...and in under 15 minutes!!! still laughing.... ;D Maj
	"Life's a Journey...not a Destination!"

Luthie Baggins Hobbit Posts: 70	Silmarillion in 1000 Words Jun 5, 2004 14:53:03 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Luthie Baggins on Jun 5, 2004 14:53:03 GMT -6 this is so hilarious, i mean, nearly the whole sil, in 1000 words! it's just crazy! im still laughing!!!!
	I am not driven by hatred. I am not driven by fear. I am not driven by desire, duty, or any rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that rmains is Retribution; Cold and hard and final.