Jokes!!!

[Desi Baggins]

Let the LotR based jokes fly!

[Desi Baggins]

Théoden says to Gandalf: See that animal over that over there?

Gandalf looks and says : Yes
Théoden asks: Do you, wise wizard, know what that is?
Gandalf answers: Yes, That is Shadowfax the greatest Meara ever to roam Middle-earth. That was easy!
Théoden shakes his head and corrects: No fool of a wizard that is a zebra without stripes, hahaha!!!

[Desi Baggins]

Here's a joke that the guys should like:

How Sauron Is Like A Woman
1. Both have been called "the greatest enemy of men."
2. Think they should rule the world.
3. They obsess over jewelry.
4. They spread gossip like the plague.
5. They boss kings around like servants.
6. They have an eye that sees all, or at least claims to.
7. They hold a grudge for hundreds of years.

[Androga Erindalant]

In the city of Minis Tirith, the old blacksmith realized he was tired of working so hard and would soon retire. So he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

Minis Tirith is now looking for a new blacksmith.


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A hobbit was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the hobbit returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The hobbit nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"from hunger you mean?"
"No from skipping."


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My source: lotrscrapbook.bookloaf.net/other/jokes.html