Fill a blender with ice. Pour in one pint of Jose Quervo Tequila. And one half pint Triple Sec. Fill to top with "Mi-Lem" or equivalent mixer. Blend on Liquify. Salt rims of Martiini glasses or Margarita glasses. Pour into glass.
Play Jimmy Buffet songs, and enjoy!
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